i suppose that since halloween is coming up, this is the perfect time to throw in my 2 cents about the artists that are most likely to scare your children. first things first, however. i have mixed feelings about scary music.
there are some groups that i do actually like and some that i cant stand. one of the reasons for this is that many groups that try scaring their audiences for entertainment are so good at it and so focused on that part of the show that they forget that they are still musicians. their music can become repetitively redundant. and they fail to write anything interesting from a musical stand point.

i should also clarify that groups like evanesence, metallica, tool and anthrax, although sometimes eerie and "hardcore" are not actually scary. im talking about groups that leave people with that feeling you get after a great horror flick. you know, when you feel like you are being watched as you leave the theatre and you almost feel nauseous at the suggestion of food. im talking about groups like korn, marilyn manson, white zombie, and prodigy.
ok, maybe prodigy doesnt exactly fit this category. they dont exactly leave you feeling totally creeped out. but they are eerie enough that i would throw them in the mix. i dont have that much to say about prodigy, actually. they are like spooky heavy metal euro-techno. interesting to a point, i guess. but they dont have much to offer besides a slight novelty factor.
white zombie is one of those groups that i feel like i should like for some reason, but i dont. they dont do anything. they play the same thing over and over with different lyrics and call it a
new song. it is boring. but in the theatrical department they are one of the best. they will scare the pants off of any child. they are among the first shock-rockers. they make people like marylin manson look like they are trying too hard to imitate them. quite frankly marilyn manson is a joke. his version of shock-rock is lame. self-mutilation is the best way to describe it. look at his tactics: cutting himself with glass; breast implants; joining the church of satan. he is basically a kid looking for attention in any way he can get it. on the other hand, i am actually convinced that rob zombie talks to satan.

korn. this group has little more to offer than marilyn manson, but they do. they have similar tactics to get attention as manson, but not quite as mutilating. they used to be just really dark hard rock. i mean really dark. but i recently heard some songs from their new album,
"see you on the other side," and i realized that they are going the way of white zombie. they are a little repetitive, but only in style. they arent half-bad musicians. but sadly the best song they have released that i have come across is their cover of pink floyd's classic
"another brick in the wall."
black sabbath is one of the first groups to experiment with heavy metal. they were almost as influencial in its creation as led zepplin. but black sabbath was darker. ok ok, i know. ozzy osbourne isnt exactly in this category either. but he is the original hard rock shock-rocker.
one of my favorite stories about ozzy is how he got signed a record deal. it is a pretty well known story but there are still lots of people who dont know it. so i am going to tell it as best i can.
ozzy was dating sharon (now his wife--longest celebrity marriage ever) while he and black sabbath were just starting out. sharon's father was a ceo of a record company in england and sharon pulled some strings to get ozzy an interview. before ozzy goes into the interview with the board of directors, sharon tells ozzy to leave a good impression so they wont forget him. ozzy assures her that he will certainly leave an impression they will never forget.
so ozzy goes in and sits down on the lap of a female executive, looks her in the eyes and pulls out a pigeon from his coat. then he opens his mouth and bites the pigeon's head off. he was right. he left a truly lasting impression as he left the interview with pigeon blood dripping down his chin.
in a side note, that bit with the pigeon became one of black sabbath's first shock-rock techniques. although, they modified it slightly by substituting the pigeon with rubber bats. but that proved to be somewhat haphazard when someone threw in a real bat and ozzy bit its head off. he had to get rabies shots.